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In honour of the dude who did rice pudding and chocolate chips, I present MAYONAISSE and CAPERS.
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In honour of the dude who did rice pudding and chocolate chips, I present MAYONAISSE and CAPERS.


In honour of the dude who did rice pudding and chocolate chips, I present MAYONAISSE and CAPERS.

by drivelikedingus

27 Comments

  1. jmanly3

    ![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)

    I hate it…but that’s why I’m in this sub, I suppose haha

  2. MsChrissikins

    Slap a couple red onion and tomatoes and I’d smash.

  3. GroundbreakingGur745

    Oh no! I wish they were peas at least (not like that is any better… 🤣

  7. Odd_Distribution_903

    that looks… fine. just kinda minimal. get a couple sardines on there

  8. SillyBeatnik

    Could have at least used cream cheese….

  9. mearbearcate

    Capers are some of the nastiest things on the planet 😭

  10. Particular-Ratio-665

    Ok at least it’s mayonnaise and a decent amount of it too… never had capers tho

  11. QRAZYD

    Sounds like it was very salty, hopefully flavorfull.

  13. LordFantabulous

    this is basically just a shitty lox bagel without the lox. Still, I’d rather now have that much mayo, I’d rather the cream cheese.

  15. BAMspek

    Reminds me of the time Michael Scott was sad and didn’t have ice cream, so he mixed mayonnaise and olives for some reason.

  20. Pizza_Squeegee

    What was the mindset to make this? Stoned? No food in the house? Just experimenting?

  21. SuchDogeHodler

    Wait… I would eat rice pudding with chocolate chips.

  23. No_Yak1331

    Nothing has yet to top the mashed up canned oyster sandwich with mayo and dijon. That colour will stain my memory forever

  24. LuckyZygote

    Throw some diced white onion and worcestershire sauce and its something I make from time to time. Lots of pepper too

  25. truthfullynegative

    Say what you want but that cannot taste bad

  26. purpleclouddx

    Fr, it’s a wild ride but we all secretly love the chaos, right?